Chops

Technical ability for drums,usually used for marching drums.

In the 1700's British army used back sticking to impress each other with their chops and prowess.

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charliebro

1. one named charlie who is a bro
2. the name orignally thought up by toby for charlie

"pass us a spliff, charliebro"

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yo mama

Yo Mama got one arm and swims in circles!

Yo mama got a peg leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama got one leg and her name's Eileen.

YO MAMA SO FAT....SHE WENT ON A DATE IN HIGH HEALS AND CAME BACK IN SANDLES!!!!

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racism

An excuse given by one 'race' of people to abuse another person's rights. Usually created by blind ignorance.

Racist:"All black people lie, steal and cheat- its in their genes."
Actual:"All people lie, steal and cheat- its in their genes."

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Samma

An nickname for Samantha.

Better and less generic than the unisex nickname Sammy.

Samma is not here right now...

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zester

A person who unintentionally rubs people the wrong way for her own pleasure, who delights in scraping against the grain and rubbing raw other people's sensibilities, when her goal could more easily be accompished with a gentle and considerate approach. This personality type tends to be volatile, and is also known as nifer.

1.
Police Officer: "Lady I'm gonna have to write you a ticket.."

Zester: "Go ahead, you fat pig bastard; it's no wonder everyone hates cops. Can't touch this!! Woo hoo!!" (dances wildly in circles waving right hand in air)

2.
Zester: "Boss, can I leave early today to go get a fudgesicle, you moronic fairy? Ha, just kidding."

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