School

A place that everyone hates while they're there...and looks back with nostalgia when they realise how **** their job is.

"Those were the days..."
Above quote = wrong.
The school teachers had canes, Were even more uninventive than today, Needed fewer qualifications to become teachers etcetcetc...

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Curlew

Bird with a hooked beak, large claws, red eyes, scales, a large head...

Faces mirror: Argh I've got a hooked beak, red eyes, a large head...
I must be...a curlew!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Chat room

A way for people to make stupid/boring/embarrassing comments to bland/stupid/embarrassing people.

Embarrassing + Stupid + boring: I've got a BIG COCK
Embarrassing + Stupid: LOL I RoXoR jOO nOOB

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Hell

A place that was firmly believed until the 18th century.

Contains the devil and an assortium of other lovely critters that are easy to translate to 32bit images on computer games.

I died and went to hell.

I died in hell after meeting that b****** diablo.

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