Roadside beday

When you're on a road trip and you gotta take a shit. No towels, no wipes, use that 2 liter of Mountain Dew that's keeping you awake. Take that dump, shake it up, and spray it up yo crack. Shake, rinse, repeat. Save a little for the rest of the drive.

Bro, I gotta go, pull over. I'll use your mountain dew as my roadside beday.

Shinesty

When you cum on a girl then rub the cum so that it makes a nice shine on her body.

Remember that girl last night? Yeah I gave her a shinesty.

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