wankie

A handkerchief used solely for mopping up semenal fluids after masturbation.

Bored on the bus and your i-Phone battery is flat? Don't you wish you had a Wankie? Introducing the Wankie! Feel free to fap yourself stupid anytime, anywhere with this portable, reusable wank-cloth! It comes in a variety of colours and fabrics! For a limited time only, get the all new black silk Wankie!

I used to have to carry around a box of tissues with me in case I felt like wanking. Now with my new Wankie, I can let loose anytime, anywhere!

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