chinbar-walloped

Originated from the suburbs of one town called Lurgan, Co. Armagh (see buckfast) this term is used in the unfortunate event of someone being completly blocked out of their minds.

You were chinbar-walloped last nite, you wanker!

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excuses are like asses

A shortened version of the saying "excuses are like asses - everybody has one."

"I told him excuses are like asses, and that he better have the job done by tomorrow."

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DMC

Disco Mix Club

Im going to the DMC competition

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DMc

Some dude that's always at the 'stang.

"Who's that at the bar buying black ices?"
"Oh, that's DMc. Hey! There's Artur, too!"

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whipsmoker

oral stimulation of the penis;to suck on a penis;fellatio

Your little hottie sister is quite the whipsmoker!

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those were the days

Often said when thinking back to a time when life was more enjoyable.

"Remember back in 96' when we stayed at that beach house? Those were the days..."

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halfwitticism

Statement which suggests that its speaker is or may be a halfwit, particularly statements made with humourous intent which are, for whatever reason, adjudged to be completely witless: e.g., "Working hard or hardly working?"

Skank: "I literally died when DMc left the 'stang without saying goodbye."
Skanks brighter friend: "That's such a fuckin' halfwitticism, coz you obviously didn't."

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