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Love

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Jamison. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his immaculate body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Jamison. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.

I love men

by DMC41 September 27, 2021


2007 squad

The squad for YouTuber CDTVProductions. The traits of 🅱️eing a 2007 squad mem🅱️er is the ability to name any Soulja 🅱️oi song,you have a long dick,and you easily trigger people with your opinion,even if it’s positive.

Non 2007 squad mem🅱️er:Are you apart of the 2007 squad
2007 squad mem🅱️er:Yes I do get that dank pussy

by DMC41 July 10, 2018

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Dork

Shut the fuck up Tobie a dork is someone who gets bullied

Tobie:I’m fucking stupid and I don’t know what DORK means

Dirk(Beast):L

by DMC41 November 22, 2021