melony

Grand theft watermelon constitutes a melony.

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There are three types of offence: misdemeanour, melony and felony.

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AAK

Asleep At Keyboard. Based on the initialism AFK (away from keyboard). Generally used in the context of people who would rather chat and play MMORPGs than get a good night's sleep (and end up with neither). Not advised with webcams or IRL... or OL (...or offline).

Can also mean Actually At Keyboard.

1: And I thought screw it that's it there's no point.
2: (zzz...)
1: well? ... hello?
2: ... huh? ... uh sorry I was out of it.
1: AAK again...

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I have a keyboard pattern embedded into my forehead, waffle iron style.

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