twinx

-A severely overweight boy between the ages of 12 and 18.

-Usually a nerd who calls people n00b on counter strike, only taking breaks when he eats and even eating while he plays.

-Also used as an easy nickname for this kind of person.

-Originated by people going to skool in western Pennsylvania.

(Twinx)Hey Eric did you buy counter stike yet!?

(Eric)No I didn't, maybe you should stop eating and playing counter strike and go run around outside!

(Seth)Stimmt!

(Twinx)Shutup you guys are stupid n00bs

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twinx

to be between two or more objects

take that hose twinx them buildings and put that fire out

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Twinx

A Twinkie, stuffed with a KitKat, then wrapped in bacon, then coated with batter and deep fried. May be served as is, drizzled with caramel, or chocolate. Golden, artery-clogging, perfection!

May be found at some deep-fried food booths at your state or county fair.

A great accompaniment for a deep-fried Snickers and funnel cake.

Bob: I'm heading to the state fair. Wanna come?
Jim: Gonna try your luck on the midway?
Bob: Fuck the stuffed animals! I just want a Twinx!

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Twinx

A jinx by a family member or friend that says" well at least you aint havin twins". Only for that exact thing to happen.

GrandMa: Well back in my day accidents didn't exist, but just be glad you aren't havin twins.
Me: Yeah you are right
9 months later
Baby 1:Whhhaaaaaaa
Baby:2Whaaaaaaa
Me: Noooooo, grandma you just had to twinx me didnt you?

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Twinx

A snack consumed by two people by eating a Twix out of each other's asshole, usually during the act of love making.

Me: I've been pouding your ass for so long, I've gotten hungry. Want to split a Twinx?

Your Mom: Hell yes, stick the Left Twix in my ass and enjoy your snack!

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Twinx

To immediately jinx yourself with a Tweet post.

Ho 1: "Hey your Tweet said your kids were still asleep and you were gonna get some recovery time"
Ho 2: "They were. I Twinxed myself."
Ho 1: "I told you posting that would Twinx you."

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twinx

a woman’s private parts. aka her vagina

ayo charlotte ur twinx is extremely tight today