Sabredog

Sexy beast that makes me horny. :-*

Sabredog made me soil myself.

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ether

1.A volatile, highly flammable liquid, C2H5OC2H5, derived from the distillation of ethyl alcohol with sulfuric acid, can produce strong anesthetic effects.

2.The regions of space beyond the earth's atmosphere.

3.(archaic)the fifth and highest element after air and earth and fire and water, believed in ancient and medieval civilizations to fill all space above the sphere of the moon and to compose the stars and planets.

4.An all-pervading, infinitely elastic, massless medium formerly postulated as the medium of propagation of electromagnetic waves.

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haifista

a dumbass at LUE2.com

haifista: Snake got anything planned this Halloween for LUE2? Maybe COMPLETE BANNINATION OF ALL USERS?
Snake: No, only you.

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Dark

Used to describe a man that has a penis far larger than the man directly to his right

Oh baby, that man is so dark. But that next guy is even darker than him. Whew, I'm going to need some special cream if these guys keep getting darker.

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iceman

The person who's nickname is penis.

Iceman's new name is penis.

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straight as an arrow

Lacking breast ; female's body that lacks the curves of a woman

flat
flat chested

That girl is straight as an arrow!

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lurge

To fall sick, normally with the flu or cold or similar.

I've got the lurge..

I am all lurged up

Stay away, she's got the lurge

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