Florf

The action of messing with/scratching your beard, often while deep in thought. Also the action of a woman running her hand down a mans beard.

"Sometimes when I have writers block I sit and florf my beard until I come up with an idea"

"I love it when you florf my beard"

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magmonious

To be at least seven levels above a standard "good."

"How was your food?"

"It was magmonious!"

Swing a dead cat

A phrase used to describe when there are a lot of something in a small area and that running into them is unavoidable. Seems to be popular with people from the burrows of Philadelphia.

"there are so many coffee joints here that you cant swing a dead cat without hitting one."

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