Chicken trucking

When someone farts a silent sickening fart, and others are walking by or behind them. These people trapped in the gas cloud proceed to gag and possibly vomit. The scent is similar to getting behind a chicken truck on the road while driving.

Student 1 : “Man I was walking behind Coach and he chicken trucked everyone in the hall. I think I saw a student vomiting.”
Student 2: “Yeah he sure loves Chicken trucking us poor helpless students!”

The Pogo Stick

When a man and a woman are having sex sitting down. The man then proceeds to stand up while still inside his partner. He then proceeds to jump up and down vigorously. This tends to work better if the man’s partner is a smaller woman.

I tried the pogo stick on that chick last night, my legs will be sore for weeks!

I tried to pogo stick that fat girl and almost broke my dick clean off!

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Fogging mist

When a man gets on all fours, tucks his penis and balls back between his legs, and begins to urinate. When the urination begins the man proceeds to rip a huge fart, thus producing a fogging mist into a willing partner’s face.

Man did I ever catch a fogging mist last night! I had to wash my couch cushions 3 times!