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1. (verb) the act of suckering someone into buying any shitty product for superficial/pretentious/trendy reasons, especially any Apple product
2. (noun) concern for superficial/pretentious/trendy things, especially Apple products
3. (adjective/adverb) superficial/pretentious/trendy
1. That Best Buy salesman iFucked me by telling me there's a wide variety of good games for this Mac I just purchased.
2. Leave me alone Mr. Salesman, I don't give an iFuck!
3. That iPod of yours is iFucking shitty!
4. Don't iFuck me with your iFucking iFuck, that's just iFucked up!
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Despite local opinions, it is not the center of the universe.
They make Pace Picante in NEW YORK CITY?!?!?!
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A name used when refering to an automobile mechanic. Also see Grease Monkey.
Frank: "My car broke down so I took it to a Skeeter to get fixed. I got charged $500 and the thing still doesn't fucking work."
George: "His name was Skeeter?"
Frank: "No, I think her name was Phillis."
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A play on words, combining both PS3 and 3DO; thus PS3DO. This term is used to refer to Sony's Playstation 3 console gaming system (PS3) and suggests that the PS3 is following the fate of the 3DO. The 3DO was a fifth generation console system that provided superior gaming in its time but failed because of its high pricing and refusal to reduce price. The 3DO was priced at $700 and the PS3 at $600, a great deal higher than both their competators.
Why get a PS3DO when I can get a Wii and an Xbox 360 for almost the same price?
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While phonetically the same as magic, the usage of this spelling denotes that the writer is either (1) an elementary school student who's flunking Spelling (possibly the rebellious type too hip to study or believe in Santa Clause), or (2) a young or full grown adult who refuses to grow up and believes that magic is real (possibly due to the childhood trauma of learning that Santa Clause wasn't real; as a result the victims immersed themselves into a world of utter fantasy, a more secure one that's much more difficult to disprove).
Rodney Wrong: Heck! Miss Preachy, I got a D on my spelling test.
Miss Preachy: That's because you misspelled some words. See there, magic is m-a-g-i-c, and there is no "k".
Rodney Wrong: But I saw it spelled like this just the other day, in a published book called "Magick for Morons" and I...
Miss Preachy: Don't lie to me! No educated full grown adult would ever publish a book, even if it was nonsense, if they misspelled magic; now would they?
Rodney Wrong: But...
Miss Preachy: SILENCE!
Rodney Wrong: ...@$#%!...
Miss Preachy: You know what, Rodney? My parent-teacher conference with your mother is coming up. Maybe I can tell her about what a naughty, NAUGHTY boy you've been. On top of that, maybe Santa Clause won't bring you any presents this year, maybe...
Rodney Wrong: {sobbing loud} That's fine because momma already told me that Santa Clause isn't real! {Rodney proceeds to kick Miss Preachy in her shin and runs out of the room crying}
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Naive Ned: Cool, you guys brought your cards. What are you playing? I brought my Legolas and Gimli decks. Down for some L-O-T-R R-P-G?
Waldo Warlock: We're not PLAYING anything. We're doing magick, magick with an i-c-k. This is serious business. {scoffs} There's more to life than Lord of the Rings.
Naive Ned: Yeah right, my name isn't Gullible Gunther. I've been at this gaming stuff a long time to know that Magic the Gathering IS a game, and it IS spelled with an i-c, not an i-c-k. It's cool though, I've got my Magic the Gathering cards with me as well, my special artifact deck.
Wendy Wicca: We're not playing anything. We're actually doing Tarot, it's fortune telling using cards. We're using the systems, traditions, and powers of old to foresee a time outside the realm of the present.
Naive Ned: Yeah right, game over, I'm calling your bluff. You aren't fortune telling and you aren't playing Magic the Gathering. I can see you're playing L-O-T-R R-P-G. See, he's got a Galdalf deck and she's got an Eowyn deck, cards are kind of big though.
Waldo Warlock: Pfft! Eowyn of Rohan, daughter of Eomund and Theodwyn, sister of Eomer. Pfft! A thirty dollar deck she got at Barnes and Noble. She might as well be using a pinochle deck. The future will be here before she foretells anything. {scoffs} My White Wizard Gandalf deck is far superior. I bought it for almost two-hundred dollars on E-Bay, it was well worth it.
Wendy Wicca: Be careful what you say about my deck, WALDO. I'm liable to trap your soul in this here crystal and throw it into the sea.
Waldo Warlock: {While Waldo and Wendy exchange words, Ned reaches for the White Wizard deck, Waldo notices and slaps his hand away} DO-NOT-TOUCH! You'll taint my deck with your non-believer energy. Wendy, could you please prepare some red sage, garlic and wormwood? I need to sprinkle some on his feet and forehead to dispel whatever evil spirit that possesses him. Let's do it quickly, I have to go home and do my chores.
Wendy Wicca: Jeez Waldo, just put your foot down to your mother and tell her, "Look, I'm twenty five years old and I'll come and go as I please."
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Used to be a title showing a capability to mix and scratch existing music to create a new sound (the equivalent of the digital match-up artists of today), but now anyone who has made a track line-up on a tape or burned CD has the same talent of the self-proclaimed narcissistic DJs of today who for some reason buy their material on LP even though all they're doing is fading at the end of one track into the beginning of the next.
"Oh, don't you love DJ NeonMonkeyJizz, he's so talented, I mean, the way he fades between tracks is just so perfect it's..." **SLAP** "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
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REDNECK, an acronym for:
Rural
Environmental
Dwellers
Necessitating
Eurocentric
Christian
Kindship
REDNECKs love George Bush almost as much as they love Jesus.
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