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Sometimes, a golfer hits a horrible shot that runs up the fairway to a good position: ugly but effective
As his opponent skips the ball off the water onto the green, 3 feet from the hole.
Nice ube, you lucky sob
In the computer world, a nibble is half of a byte
The right-most nibble of 0xA5 is 5
A golfer's expletive after he putts and his ball is still farthest away from the hole.
Fuck, I'm still out!
As the duffers finish their round of golf: "That was a fine day of flog"
A poor golfer who continues to play often even though he can't hit the ball
Look at that duffer; he's already taken 8 strokes on the hole.
To Insure Prompt Service
from an London coffee shop tip jar first
used in the 17th century
If you want your coffee faster, put a
half-penny into the tips jar.
After a golfer makes a birdie, the next hole is (nearly always) a disaster.
Hence: fuab - fuck up after birdie
Joe makes a birdie on the 4th hole. On the 5th greee, after Joe putts for his 7, his partner responds - nice fuab!