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Learn

Verb.
To learn is just a fancy way of saying you’re shoving new crap into your brain.

Examples:

-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025


Pig

1. countable noun.
A pig is basically a snorting ball of grease that loves to roll around in its own filth. It's like nature's way of saying, "Hey, look at this walking trash can!"

Example: "That dude's as useful as a pig in a swimming pool—just flopping around and making a mess!"

(Peppa Pig is hot)

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025


Cow

1. countable noun.
A cow is basically a big, moody sack of meat that chews its cud and gives us milk, burgers, and a whole lot of shit to deal with.

A random cow: Moooo!

by Dan_78653 January 4, 2025


To stand by

Phrasal verb.

To stand by means to be a lazy ass just hanging around, waiting for something to happen while everyone else is busting their balls. It's like being a useless spectator in a shitshow, just watching the chaos unfold without lifting a finger.

An example of ''to stand by'':

For example, if your friend’s getting their face punched in at a bar and you’re just standing by, you’re basically saying, “I’m too chicken to help, but I’ll watch the show.”

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025


Make it up to

Idiom.
To "make it up to someone" means to do something nice for them after you've messed up, like buying them a drink after you forgot their birthday or bailing them out of jail after a wild night. It's all about trying to smooth things over when you've been a total jerk.

Example: "I totally flaked on our plans, so I’m gonna make it up to her by taking her out for a night of debauchery and enough booze to forget I’m an idiot."

by Dan_78653 January 5, 2025


Fig

Countable noun.
A fig is a fruit that looks like a wrinkly ass.

Example for fig: ''My grandma used to bring me figs from her garden before some idiot in a truck turned her into roadkill.''

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025


Kamala Harris

Kamala Harris is liberal nutcase who says she's a nigga, but she's just an Indian with a screw loose. She crawled her way to VP by riding the old perv Joe’s coattails, but good luck finding anyone to suck off for the presidency. The only folks backing her are the same liberal faggots who can’t tell their ass from a hole in the ground and who think socialism is a good idea. Seriously, how does this woman even function? She’s dumber than a bag of rocks and twice as annoying.

Example: ''Kamala Harris? She's so stupid.'' - Donald Trump.

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025