Fire Hydrant

When two guys stand back to back while a girl gives both a handjob at the same time.

I gave two guys the fire hydrant last night. They spayed 3 feet!

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Blizzy Mid

A nick name for middeltons Black and Mild cigar.

You: Yo is that a black and mild
Me: No its a blizzy mid
You: A what?
Me: never mind you dumb

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sloshie

Being drunk to the point of falling and stumbaling

ME:hey man you all right you all most fell
YOU:Hey justalitle sloshie
ME: Watch your step!
You: BOOOM!!

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