Show me

1. The way you pronounce Xiaomi, but think of the word "show" as part of "shower".

2. Used to attempt to revive a dead meme.

1.

'Murican dude: "Ayo, have you heard of Shaw My's new phone?"
Chinese dude: "It's pronounced Show Me, but with the word Show being part of the word Shower"

2.
YTP Robotnik: "I'm happy to show you da wae."
Ugandan Knuckles: "SHOW ME DA WAE"

pimpage

Toppings (according to Food Terrorist Jamie Oliver)

"Ramen is the ultimate dish, with the ultimate pimpage and garnish"

Teieisoukan

Music so horrendous that it can destroy an entire nation

Hana: Check out this new song "thick of it" by ksi
Naomi: That song is teieisoukan, please stop listening to it

Nothing Phone (2)

If OnePlus and Apple collaborated to make a phone, it would be this.
Literally an Android with one of the most popular iPhone features: iMessage ( blue bubbles :) ), and it's cheaper than an iPhone.

Bryant: Ayo bruh I just got the new Nothing Phone (2)
Kyle: Psshhh... That's way less than nothing compared to my iPhone 15 Pro Max...
Bryant: it sends blue messages
Kyle: uhhh... ummmm... Don't talk to me loser. (mumbles in whiner-who-lost-in-argument)