Dave

Dave... where do i begin. Dave is a name in "شخص" translated to “i don’t belong because i’m a fucking davey dave” to be a dave is just the definition of a low life cunt ass nigga. Dave is one of the most disgusting names you could ever have and if you have Dave in your name in anyway consider suicide because you don’t belong on any planet. Dave ass niggas are 100% gay and tend to have emotional problems. But who can blame them? they’re literally named dave. to conclude, if your name is dave... end it all you faggot you don’t belong in heaven, earth, or hell. You belong in a davey jones locker. kys.

Stfu you literally can’t talk you Dave bitch. please kill yourself dave ass nigga.

knock knock
who’s there

dave

dave who

dave is crying uncontrollably as he realizes his mental ass is named dave.

Dave is just one mother fucking son of a bitch!

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