Pidgeon question

Questions asked by former management consultants that sound easy but are actually unfathomable.

What is Tumblr anyway? And why is Yahoo still in business?

"Dude. No-one can answer that. It's a Pidgeon question."

spamnami

Tsunami of spam when we're overrun by a flood of scam mail.

Set filters to junk. We're in for a spamnami.

Dadvice

Dad’s advice. Advice offered by your dad. May or may not be right. Offered with the Best will in the world. Optional.

Dad: Hey, sweet child of mine, never let others influence your feelings towards a partner.
Child: Yeah, thanks for the dadvice.

in denoël

The act of celebrating Christmas whilst in denial of Christmas.

“We don't celebrate Christmas. But we do have a big get together, gobble turkey, guzzle wine, hear the Queen's speech, exchange gifts, and watch reruns.”
You're in denoël, dude.

About Tush

The throw-away gobbledegook written by companies about themselves on their About Us page.

About Tush
Founded in 1066, we're one of the world's leading sellers of... blah... blah...

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