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The older I get, the more I realise Dad knows best...
"Paint the skirting boards before the wall or the other way around? Time to call for some Dadvice."
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Dad’s advice. Advice offered by your dad. May or may not be right. Offered with the Best will in the world. Optional.
Dad: Hey, sweet child of mine, never let others influence your feelings towards a partner.
Child: Yeah, thanks for the dadvice.
Sound, rational advice that you can't fucking stand to listen to.
"You know, you really should start putting away at least ten percent of what you're making."
"Yeah thanks for the dadvice I'll get right on it."
Dadvice-when giving options or ideas to your acquaintance in the state of mind of a father.
Well Rob is over here’re asking about how to maintain his garden tools. Gosh, I have some excellent dadvice for him!!!
Advice that, if followed, will allow progeny to avoid all of life’s pitfalls, if heeded with the diligence due to the complete and detailed information imparted. Dadvice allows the recipient to avert car accidents, inappropriate romantic relationships, financial encumbrance, and social awkwardness. Dadvice sessions can often be observed in progress when teenaged children are in the passenger seat of a car, where there is no escape.
Dude 1: "Hey that girl was really into you, why didn't you go with her?"
Dude 2: "No, thanks, I've had plenty of dadvice, and I know where that sort of thing can lead."
Advice given by a dad.
Coined by the popular Facebook group A Bunch of Dads.
"I need some Dadvice on this situation"
Advice coming from your dad that sounds not worth it, but it will definitely help you.
Me: "My stomache is upset for the past week."
Dad: "Go to the hospital to make sure nothing is wrong."
Me: "But its just a stomache ache."
Dad: "take my dadvice."
Me: "I will try."