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Dutch Blindfold

To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.

The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.

by Dazza May 19, 2003

106πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


Slack jawed faggot

twat

hes a right slack jawed faggot

by Dazza July 3, 2003

19πŸ‘ 90πŸ‘Ž


CamFron

This guy loves the cawk like Dazza does.

Cawk is like Cock but more worse

by Dazza August 29, 2003

9πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Spam Javelin

Slang term for cock, penis, fleshy ram rod, meaty mass, schlong

"Take your spam javelin and pound my juicy cunt"
"Don't point your spam javelin at me unless you intend to use it"

by Dazza July 7, 2004

210πŸ‘ 57πŸ‘Ž


squarehead

someone who is slimy in the workplace who thinks he is bigger than the company

i hate squarehead

by Dazza June 20, 2003

4πŸ‘ 97πŸ‘Ž


Monkey's Fag Break

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

by Dazza May 28, 2003

40πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


bigdazza

large sex machine

bigdazza is a sexy bastard

by Dazza July 3, 2003