Blue Horn

Term used when screaming that something tight has been caught around an erect penis

Jesus Christ Jonny this goat is giving me a total Blue Horn. Get it off!!!

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Symington

A Scottish last name usually given to those associated with terrific acts of bravery and courage.

"He is a sick lad.. Must be a Symington."

Logie

1, An Australian TV Award

2, A sarcastic man with a dodgy Texan accent

I can't believe you said that, don't be such a Logie

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ivor

tight fisted bastard who has no business sense

"that ivor's a robbing twat"

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Kamak

Master of all.
niceness will a deadly calm.
adaptable and unpredictable.
Death on the scope.

Is there anything Kamak cant kill with.

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Townie

Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.

Went into Mcdonalds last week...

Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.

Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!

I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.

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cockboy

chris wright cambridge

chris wright is a cockboy

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