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The online Version of Microsoft Flight Simulator X (10).
- Where you can do all you do on the simulator but With other People online. Run a fictional airline or something like that.
"I was on final approach to Runway 08 for an ILS landing in fsx online, when this 7 year old kid managed to ram my Boing 747 With a F-18 fighter jet" "Two hours into this session and Three airforce one are calling ATC for a priority landing clearance, normal day in FSX online i Guess"...
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A slang for Norwegians, as they tend to make billions out of their oil rigs in the North sea.
Also, they tend to fish a lot and export it for a hefty profit. They literally drown in money.
I was on an airplane last night, looking out over the ocean I could see the dim lights of the Sea Jew money machines.
A feminist term used to discriminate against people with external genitalia who needs to spread their legs to sit comfortably.
"Look at the man over there, he is clearly oppressing women by Manspreading to claim dominance in the name of the patriarchy! ".
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A common term in Norway when you recieve your paycheck after weeks of hard work and buys one(or many unit(s) of your favourite beer.
Lønning:Payment
Pils:Beer
" Somebody wanna go for a lønningspils after work? ".
" Tom bought himself a well deserved lønningspils ".
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To pose in front of a camera with your finger in the air.
Mostly used by Islamic terrorists after great success.
The meaning of this gesture could be one of the following:
- finger in the air if you're a flaming homosexual.
- I have one life left.
- I fingered my goat.
- Look up.
- You keep filming, look up damn it.
- This finger caused all this carnage.
- I take this finger to be my husband.
"Jihadi Pete poses in front of the camera in triumph with his Islamic finger in the air and a severed head in the other hand, dandy as always, dandy like wallpaper in a freshly bombed out Aleppo residence" ...
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When someone throws a handgrenade With high hopes for it to go somewhere but instead the grenade Returns to the one who threw it, either because the grenade hit something on the way or landed on something wich changed it's direction drasticly.
Might also be used if the enemy throws the SAME grenade back.
"See this gory mess on the wall ? That's what remains of the guy who threw a ironic handgrenade"