Shaturday

A Saturday that sucked balls.

Guy 1: Dude last Saturday sucked ass tits

Guy 2: I know it was such a Shaturday

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Shaturday

noun | Shat-ur-day | \'sha - tərr - dā\

The act of imbibing alcohol for the duration of a Saturday, beginning late morning and extending through brunch, afternoon, and into late evening. Pronunciation is similar to "Saturday" (day of the week), but to include the sh sound indicating an appreciable level of boozery and subsequent degradation of motor skills.

Handy Jobe: "What happened to your knee?"
Smellvira: "We bar-hopped the boardwalk after brunch."
Handy Jobe: "Sounds like a well-spent Shaturday."

Shaturday

The special day of the week in which the Shaturday Night Bandits (SNB's) leave unsuspecting victims bags of horseshat.

Yes! Today is finally Shaturday! Let's get that bitch from English class back for making fun of us!

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Shwasted Shaturday

The 7th day of the week. One is required to get drunk to a point where one cannot name the current day without slurring one's words. This is a weekly UVA tradition started by Dabney First Left (a.k.a. D1L; the Dabney Douchebags). A successful Shwasted Shaturday will end in blackout and waking up in a random bed with an incredibly attractive naked girl lying next to you.

"Yo man, I'm so smashed!"
"Damn shtraight, itsh shwasted shaturday!"

"Sorry I can't do homework, it's shwasted shaturday"