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This is a disease that only one person has, but it is very contagious. Don't get to close to someone with herpastifilitis.
Person 1: I'm gonna sit here.
Person 2: No! The person next to you has herpastifilitis
Madalyne is a danger to society with how dumb she is. She is absolutely boy crazy, she loves being in relationships. She will go to crazy lengths just to get a lover. If you ever meet a Madalyne the conversation might go something like this:
Person 1: Hey have you seen Madalyne lately?
Person 2: Yeah, I have. She just fell off of that chair.
Person 1: I hope that hurt honestly. She broke up with me last week-
Madalyne: I'm okay! I wonder what Person 3 is doing right now. They are so hot!
The dumbest bitch you will ever meet.
Person 1: Is that Madalyne?
Person 2: Yeah, she's so dumb.
Person 3: You guys talking about Madalyne?