DevKar

1) A pair of unusual teenaged girls that refers to chickens as creatures of the deep and refers to people as fruit.

2) the reason the world spins.

"where would the world be without devkar?
not in orbit anymore."

trenholme griffin

1) a mystical creature with the legs & horn of a unicorn and the ability to breath fire out his nose. is both a ninja and a pirate, and is known to plumage the seas without being seen.

2) a spectacular boy who lives on a stupid island and is disturbingly good at making people smile for no apparent reason

"it's a bird! it's a plane! nope, its trenholme griffin!!"