Fluting

Flu·ting Fluting
Pronunciation: Floo-ting

–noun
Flu-ting
-verb
Flute (To Flute)

1. The act of inserting ones penis inside another penis.

2. A sexual act involving the insertion of a penile member into another penile member with a view to ejactulation.

3. Dick in dick sex.

"Yo blood, that guy over there looks like he needs a damn good fluting."

"Should we find somewhere quiet for a flute?"

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Mario Karting

Mario Karting:

Mario Karting can be observed when an individual attempts to drive a vehicle while under the influence of various narcotics & is most commonly associated with "candy flipping".

Although LSD & MDMA are the base ingredients for a true Mario Karting experience this can be further enhanced by adding to the mix such marvels as Valium, Nitrous Oxide & Marijuana Leaf - this list is not exhaustive.

Jimmy thought it'd be a good idea to go Mario Karting after a wild night out. He turned up the dial on his stereo & decided on some filthy ragga jungle for the ride. The tunes were banging & the roads were swerving but Jimmy thought he was doing just fine. His foot was down & with him bearing down on the destination he was seeking all of a sudden out of nowhere... WHAM. Poor Jimmy became the "Madcapped Parked Car Killer Man".

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