Testicle sacrifice

The art of giving your two great genital powerhouses to the great lord Satan, thus giving him the power to mate with Archdemons with your DNA, so you can be part of his cause.

Tom: Aye I preformed testicle sacrifice on my dad last night

Brad: Nice! *Highfive*

(Meanwhile at home)

Dad: *Wakes up* WHERE TO FUCK DID MY NUTS GO?!

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bungee munging

The act of a individual using a bungee to feed multiple mungers. Mung This is when multiple people enjoy the mung. One person jumps repeatedly because of the bungee, while many others enjoy every last bit on mung. The lucky first person gets most of the mung.

Josh: Im in line first for the bungee munging!

Dan: Oh darn. You'll get the best part!!

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