dickstracted

The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.

The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.

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pooh

To eat honey out of someone's ass.

"Girl, get out the plastic sheets, I'm gonna pooh you so damn hard tonight..."

"He wants me to pooh him, but I don't think the relationship is ready for that yet."

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Trumpish

To be so painfully stupid that you deny the facts literally right in front of your face, even when your entire life may be at stake.

The so-called "president" is so Trumpish, a new word was invented to quantify his legendary stupidity.

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egg swap

Sharing semen, usually by spitting it from one mouth to another. So named for the raw egg texture of a load of cum.

I don't know how to feel about my girlfriend -- she wants to egg swap after I fuck her in the ass and go shrimpin'.

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putpocketing

The opposite of pickpocketing. Involves placing something into someone's pocket without their knowledge. Often used by street performers or musicians as a promotional tool. Can also be great fun with strangers and random embarrassing items.

No one came to my last show. Time to try putpocketing the flyers!

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sprunk

To orgasm with such force following oral sex that the recipient recoils hard enough to launch off the bed and land on the floor.

I'm gonna sprunk that chick -- she won't forget me for the rest of her life.

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Scrump

Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.

There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.

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