SAT

a test that was created to judge your ability to answer questions that will never affect your life in the 75 years you will be here, used to help determine your ability to perform well in college

Clyde: Did you take the new SAT yet

Me: Yes I can't believe i paid to sit for 3 hours and have a backache

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Brangelina

a name made up by people that hate their own lives that they have to watch Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie to have any satisfaction with living

Sue:Can you believe Brangelina is adopting a baby from Mauritania?

Me: Where the hell is that

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