grrr face

Look of adrenaline-fuelled determination on a person's face as they engage in some kind of extreme sport. Commonly used by whitewater kayakers. The Grrr face is said to resemble one's orgasm face.

"Haha... you had the funniest grrr face going over that drop - like the river was trying to hit on your sister"

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ultimate situps

A prank. The victim is challenged to a feat of strength. Once he accepts, he lies down on his back between two other people, they all link arms, and the middle person must do as many situps as he can, lifting the dead weight of the other two people.

When he has done as many as he can, and is exhausted, a fourth person runs over and sits on the victim's face while the other two hold him down.

"Damnit, I've got crack hair in my teeth... I should have known ultimate situps aren't real."

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sneaky

250ml (approx 8.5 US fl. oz.) bottle of beer, also known as a stubby. Named for the ease with which one can sneak it into any establishment where it is prohibited (on account of its small size). Usually cheap and low quality. Available in crates of 20 bottles from shops such as Tesco and Lidl.

"Shit, I can't afford to be buying pints all night. Maybe I'll just smuggle in a sneaky or ten."

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