Astrology

Astrology is a thing that some people use to blame their terrible traits and personalities on instead of taking responsibility of their actions. What happens is that you find a constellation out of 12 or 13 depending on when you search for them, based on your birthdate and there's also elements and "cusp" signs and other planetary stuff which is ridiculous.

Girl 1 to Girl 2: Well of course i'd cheat on him, mercury is in retrograde.
Girl 2: IK right, your Ophiuchus energy is showing girl!
Guy 1 to Guy 2: Is this what astrology really is?
Guy 2 to Guy 1: Not really but this is how some people do it, not everyone is like this
Guy 1: Phew