comedic chic

The persona and archetype of an individual who exudes or displays a regal demeanor while also portraying a slight laughable look.

Similarly to Detox from Rupaul’s Drag Race or during the show when the contestants come out on the runway like “I am serving you silly and couture all at once, I am feelin myself tonight in this comedic chic number and the judges are living for it”.

Screw mates

A screw mate is a roommate who you happen to have casual sex with every now and then. It can even be a progressive thing where you start as occupying an apartment together to occupying each other’s beds and bodies from time to time.

Friend: “You wouldn’t believe what happened last night with Brad and I...”

Me: “Did you guys get into an argument about the dishes being left out?”

Friend: “No bro, we became screw mates, even though he’s straight.”

Me: “What is a screw mate?”

Friend: “You know, it’s where you’re living together as friends and happen to screw every now and then... mates who screw for fun.”

Me: “Sounds like the plot to a porn...”

queertessential

Queer in nature or a related representation or a most perfect embodiment pertaining to the LGBTQ community.

"He was the queertessential human in the way he showed his affection and love for the same sex in the modern day without any shame or fear.”

Quaranthirsty

Quarantine has made us all socially distant both literally and figuratively. The urge to want to hookup and have physical contact to the extreme makes one quaranthirsty. It’s like regular sexual thirsty but in the context of “quarantimes”.

Friend: “It’s been a while since I’ve had sex, do you think that grandpa over there could get it?”

Me: Girl, you’re quaranthirsty. Snap out of it, he’s like 70 years old...

Friend: “I wish I could see what’s underneath..“

Me: “His mask?”

Friend: “No girl, you know what I quaranmean ;)“

FWSB (friend with some benefits)

When two people have an established friendship that might be morphing into something more. No sexual contact but physical contact is exhibited. (A special friend who spends the night, there might be making out and cuddling involved)

Friend: “James and I found ourselves being FWSB’s.”

Me: “FWB’s”

Friend: “No, sis. We are friends with some benefits, we just cuddle and make out but no sex.”

Me: “Ahh, FWSB (friend with some benefits). Got it.”