Fuckbot

It’s the robot inside you programmed to tell you your dick could go limp any second and you have the odour of a severely ill bear that’s waiting to die and your partner is going to be sick any moment

Him - “ohhh I would like to squeeze her buns.” Fuckbot - “she probably has morning pussy”

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Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.

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Nad Nudger

A trapped fart that escapes by nudging a ball out of the way

That fart was a Nad Nudger, it nearly took my nut with it.