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Brat Reflex

The reflex of a parent when their child is being a brat.

Child: *being a brat*
Mom: *wack*
Child: OW! YOU HIT ME!!!
Mom: Oops it was my brat reflex 😂

by DogSaysHiDontConntact December 8, 2019

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oiikawq

A fact speaker who knows nothing but truth. They're built different 🥴

Random-Hey, who's that person on tiktok that only speaks facts again?
Me- Oh yea! That's oiikawq on tiktok. Nothing but pure truth

by DogSaysHiDontConntact March 24, 2021


Cheezus

The cheese Jesus
The only real God
I refuse to believe anything that isn't Cheezus.

100% real

Religious b*tch:Turn to Jesus
Me: I worship cheezus

by DogSaysHiDontConntact April 14, 2021


Aspergers

Actually, unlike a majority of the definitions, Aspergers is not even a diagnosis in the US and will no longer be a diagnosis everywhere else as of January 2021. Aspergers is a neo-nazi man who, at first, thought all children were equal until he became part of a neo-nazi organization. He then found children who are autistic and realized they usually had high IQ and so he sent anyone who wasn't of those children to their death. If they were of high IQ, they went to institutions to work and become the next gen. The neurological disorder is now know as Autism Spectrum disorder (2013 in the DSM 5 and January of 2022 in the ICD-11).

1. Autism Mom- Yeah, my kid has Aspergers

Superior Other- That's not even possible anymore. Keep up.

2. Smartie- You know who Hans Aspergers is?
Smartie 2- You mean the guy who assisted in killing thousands of children and thought so highly of himself you took it upon himself to decide the worth of young children?
Smartie- Yeah, him.

by DogSaysHiDontConntact December 14, 2021