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Tek spak ular - what happens when a piece of technology that is designed to produce a spectacular result does completely the opposite, producing anything from a damp squib to millennium fireworks instead.
That Hadron collider - how many billions of euros did it cost for one little 'pfft!' If it had only gone up in flames, it would have been the most techspacular display ever.
A meeting of top executives involving much hot air and many pipes of peace, with hardly a decision made.
Jim: Dude, where's the CEO today, I'm trying to sort out his email account that he hasn't logged into for 2 years.
Dude: He's at the Bigwig Powwow at the Ritz.
Jim: suppin' champagne and not making decisions? How unlike him.
Dude: You got it!
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A memory stick or card which is used for the exclusive transportation or storage of porn.
Jim: "Dude, is that a 16GB mammary stick you've got there?"
Dude: "Sure is. 16GB of the finest boobs the porn industry has to offer."
Jim: "Mammtastic!"
Dude: "You got it..."
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A teabag which is bobbing about in a cup of tea sometimes pokes a corner above the waterline. This is a teaberg - where 90% of the teabag is hidden from view.
Jim: Whoah, mate - that's an awesome teaberg you've got going there. The captain of a very small titanic would have a tough job avoiding that one!
Mate: Man the lifeboats, women and children first.
Jim: that's what I'm talking about.
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