Jizz Bumpkin

One Who Dresses as a Bum'O'Lantern on Halloween Then Starts Masturbating Remorselessly Untill Bleeding Occurs

hey did you guys see timmys costume, he said he was gonna be a Jizz Bumpkin

mcwhoreo

put a bunch of oreos, in a blender, pour in milk, and then proceed to pour the shake mixture on a whores crotch then start munching

i paid a prostitute to give me head, but instead she wanted me to have a mcwhoreo

cockstain

after having anal sex with your partner, but before wiping off, slap the significant other across the face with your poo and jizz covered penis

honey would you like to try a cockstain?

knifing

a couple lays flat on their backs in bed, while proceeding to touch each other

i caught my friend and his woman knifing one day