Ethan Hoff

A crummy scumbag who is so lonely and so utterly depressing he desires not a girlfriend, but a fuck-buddy. Said Ethan has a hard time keeping things long term and uses depressing methods to bring you in. When presented with an argument, he tends to bring moot points into play that either have no relevance to the conversation, make no sense whatsoever, or sounds like a feminist wrote it down a spoke it to a large audience. When the Ethan Hoff is brung into to a conversation of friends, he tends to ruin it with depressing shit or saying, and I quote, "YEA BOIIIIIII".

Friends: "Man, Braxton is cool and all, but sometimes he can be annoying
The Ethan Hoff: 'WHAT THE HELL MAN!!?? JUST BECAUSE SOMEONE LIKES SOMEONE ELSE DOES NOT MEAN THAT-..."
Friends: "Okay, we're gonna stop you right there Ethan Hoff."
The Ethan Hoff: "MAKING JOKES ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE AREN'T...!"
Friends: "SILENCE!"

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Braxton

This, in most cases, refers to the annoying kind of depressing behavior we've all seen once in our life. Often, this kind of person is currently dealing with a useless conflict between a person who is using them for attention or his/her friends who are actually giving correct and useful advice. Also this term also relates to dumbass sayings by said Braxton used in constant joking and shaming.

Person 1: "I think I should go cry myself to sleep because you guys are giving me an ultimatum between you and McKayla!"

Friends of Person 1: "Ok you fucking Braxton"

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