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A small cute, delicate creature with a huge cavernous head triple the size of it's tiny body
Did you see that Rys? It looked like an orange on top of a toothpik!
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the anti truth............a man whos greatest glory is and will always be performing rampantly ridiculous acts.......
a sexual predator......a man who 92.3% of the female population has become moist to ae least once
Beverly wokeup this morning and almost drowned in herself due to a KOCHAV DREAM.
I did not have sexual relations with that woman = Kochav
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Withdraw so fast (from the back side and often times without lubrication) that what is pulled out looks like a rolled up pink sock. Also known as an inverted starfish.
Dude, the donkey punch didn't knock her out like you said it would; instead she bucked me off so hard that she she gave herself a "pink sock."
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woooooooot faybee rawks!!!!!!!!
yes we all know its true....but i just thort id bring it to every1ns attention
whooooooooaaa....man....faybea rawks
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(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.
Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.
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Sagging vaginal lips. See also Beef Curtain.
She sure knows how to play the spam castanets.
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An alternative list of sexual encounters. The people added to this type of list usually consist of superstars, etc. Basically people you'll never get the chance to have raw animal like sex with.
If an opporttunity to have a sexual encounter were to arise with Van Disel, I would let him pump me full of premium disel.
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