softshell

the complete opposite of hardcore. opposite of hard= soft.. opposite of core= shell. therefore.. opposite of hardcore= softshell !!!

dylan is so softshell.

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dirty softshell

the act of ooping in a woman's vagina, pouring salsa and lathering guacamole on it, and then having sexual intercourse with the woman.

Man I gave Maddie Streff the worst dirty softshell EVER last night!

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softshell turtle

When you pull your scrotum up over your balls and part of your penis shaft - resembles a softshell turtle. Used to intimidate new people in male-dominated work places like the military, construction, red-neck organizations. Can also be used if sexual partner is into reptiles or body parts being manipulated into interesting shapes.

Hey new guy, wanna see my softshell turtle?

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Softshell Crab Sandwich

(Also known as Pocquoson Delight)When a chick has a yeast infection that is so bad, that her pubes are crusted up and resemble a fried softshell crab. In order to get to the honey hole, you have to slap two pieces of bread on that thang and eat through the crust like a softshell crab sandwich. The fresh discharge serves as a tartar sauce substitute.

Paddy, upon finding the entrance blocked, reached into his pocket, pulled out two slices of bread, and made himself a "Softshell Crab Sandwich". Two minutes later he was in.

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Chinese Softshell Turtle

Chinese Softshell Turtle are found all parts of China, they are bred in the mass due to their tasty meat.Nowadays, Albino Softshell Turtles are bred for the international pet trade.

Hey bob, I just got a baby Chinese Softshell Turtle, he's an albino.

Be careful rob, your Chinese neighbor's might eat it.

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