Wally Waddles

A very large girl that plays hockey. Waddles like a duck. Doesn't move fast.

Girl from UN hockey team.

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Gallimore Crew

A crew of people who are extremely cool and "ubiquitous". The Gallimore Crew consists of 3 main members: Super Sonic "The donkey sniffer" Jim, Doodles "Has sex with poodles", and last but not least, Vuvu "Teh n00b".

Occasionally other members join like this Simon bloke and some kind of cot related man, but whos to be sure where they stand?

"Oi vuvu, are you gonna play on halo or are you just gonna fiddle with your nuts all day?"

"Hurry up jimmy! Pass me those peppercorns!"

"All their emblems are the same! I pwn j00!"

"You have now entered a suicide pact with the driver"

"Fag! Pre-pubesent cunt! Get a life! Grow some pubes! Get off the game! Ragh!!"

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golden time

during a dirty filthy sex sessin one performs the act of urinating on the other-commonly known as a golden shower

close your eyes and mouth honey its "golden time"

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g-ma

short for grand-ma, originally evolved through text messaging to make it shorter

Igoin2gma's@7wannago?
iluvugma

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John Milestone

A man from county Durham. He is famous for playing cornet and trumpet as well as singing and dancing as well as performing artistically. Friend of Cotgrave's fiance's brother.

"So that John Milestone, is he avalable?"

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game network

Italian game television channel. Used to have Geoff Moody, Betti Peri and that Andrew bloke. Now has turned into a softcore porn and message channel. They have several MMORPGs such as The Legend of Mir 2, The Myth of Soma and a Horizons game.

"I was on Game Network's The Legend of Mir show and game."

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hoax call

When someone rings up 999 for an emergency service and pretends there is an emergency . Thus taking up valubale resources.

"One of the Grievance clan did a hoax call which ended up the fire engine taken up could have saved that old lady."

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