Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

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middle school

A place designed by Satan himself to segregate kids into different groups and have them bully each other for being different

hell > middle school

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Fex

When you fuck a girl in the lake while fishing

girl: u wanna go have fex
Me: hell yeah, I love me some good ol fish n fuck

Girl: Im getting a little freaky uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Motivation Madness May

After you’ve fucked every girl you can in All Alpha April, you start to realize that you want to grow even stronger to get even more ladies, so you go to the gym for the entire month of May and get swole as fuck

Person 1: why have you been going to the gym so much lately?
Person 2: It’s Motivation Madness May my dude, I gotta get jacked in order to get even more girls.
Person 1: But you’ve already had sex with so many women in All Alpha April, you had sex wit my gf 3 times
Person: Look I wanna get even more bitches alright, I’m a horny dude and my muscle mass has to present dat.

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Barney

What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur

I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look it’s Barney

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ageist

When a person discriminates someone because of their age

child: fuck
adult: jimmy, you know that word is only for adults
child: that’s ageist mom

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Tracing

A method that corporations use to track people’s past posts to determine who they are as people

Microsoft was tracing Craigs account until they found a post of him making a racist comment toward the African American community

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