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Unable to cum or ejaculate due to excessive fapping. Can be troublesome during sexual situations
girl: Hey you wanna come over and play ð
guy: Aw damnit, sorry Iâm busted
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What you have to use for weed because the emoji board doesnât have the weed emoji. It looks like the ducking Canadian maple leaf but itâs just the only emoji that looks closest to a weed leaf.
Friend: Ayyyy whatâs up man, what do u wanna go do?
Me: ððð
Friend: What? U want to go to Canada???
Me: No I wanna fucking smoke and get high. The stupid emoji board doesnât have a weed emoji
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The day when many stoners (unintentionally) celebrate Adolf Hitler's birthday by getting blazed
stoner: 420 boyyyyyyyy
Me: Oh, did I mention it's Adolf Hitler's b day today
stoner: Meh, whatever (smokes joint)
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Stoner 1: itâs 420!
Stoner 2: hereâs ur present in honor of 420
Stoner 1: No way! Alaskan thunderfuck, my favorite!
Stoner 2: did u get me anything
Stoner 1: hell yeah, here u go.
Stoner 2: omg! A brand new dab rig, just for me!
Stoner 1: yeah, i remember u dropped ur last one while I were really fucked up on Khalidâs kush.
Stoner 2: damn, that was how I broke it.
Stoner 1: yeah man, i knee u wouldnât remember so I just got u a new one.
Stoner 2: what the hell are we waiting for. Letâs smoke this shit up!
Stoner 1: hell yeah!
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What we're causing.
It's been stated that there is a mass extinction going on right now and us humans are causing it.
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When you and 2 or more team mates gang up on a single enemy player and kill his ass
WOOOOO we just team killed dat bitch!
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An old white guy who supports wealth inequality.
Why does Santa give more presents to rich people, even though there are many other people around the world who can't afford the barest of necessities?
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