sensitive

When you feel the pain and cruelty of the world around you.

Sensitive people just want to make the world a better place.

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german

One of the scariest sounding languages ever. Can easily scare the shit out of someone by just speaking it.

I stood there in fear as the guy was screaming at me in german

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studying

To regurgitate a bunch of random information in order to write it all down on a piece of paper called a "test", only to forget about it all afterwards and repeat the cycle.

Studying is the cycle all students are forced to repeat until they are given another piece of paper called a "diploma".

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Cripzophrenia

A mental illness that causes a person to start crippin whenever they get mad (from SpongeQuan Ep 2)

SpongeQuan: Ay yo, I swear you got cripzophrenia bro.
Patrick: Cripzophrenia? Nigga what the fuck is a cripzophrenia.
SpongeQuan: Yeah it’s like schizophrenia, you know what I’m sayin. U must got dat shit cuz everytime you get mad u start crippin

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cocaine statue

A statue made of hardened cocaine, often used by drug smugglers as a way to smuggle drugs to a different country.

A group of Mexicans used a cocaine statue of Jesus as a way to smuggle cocaine into the US.

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Mormon porn

A video of a sexy slut seducing a Mormon boy into having premarital sex

*example of Mormon porn*
Karla took a video of herself having sex with a Mormon boy and now he’s going to hell

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middle school

A place designed by Satan himself to segregate kids into different groups and have them bully each other for being different

hell > middle school

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