Netflix

A company that butt fucked cable when it comes to ratings

People are now moving from cable to netflix

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nibba tongue

When a white person has developed the ability to say the word nibba multiple times in a row without actually saying the n word

White Person 1: After about a month of practicing I’ve finally developed the nibba tongue
White Person 2: That’s great n*gga! Oh GOD DAMNIT!
White Person 1: don’t worry you’ll get there my nibba

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dreams

What 95% of will never come true

Dreams most likely will never come true because life is a bitch like that

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cock

A fucking rooster.

Me: "Hey, you want to pet my cock?"
girl: "Eww, get away from me you fucking pervert."
Me: No no, (holds out rooster) I mean my pet cock, you wanna pet it?"

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sin giver

A woman who seduces holy christian men into having premarital sex with them, whether intentionally or not.

Carl just had premarital sex with a sin giver and now he's going to hell.

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ageist

When a person discriminates someone because of their age

child: fuck
adult: jimmy, you know that word is only for adults
child: that’s ageist mom

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Tracing

A method that corporations use to track people’s past posts to determine who they are as people

Microsoft was tracing Craigs account until they found a post of him making a racist comment toward the African American community

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