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The moment you start to notice the drugs take effect.
-"those shrooms took an hour to kick in, I was starting to think I got ripped off and felt stupid for willingly eating cow turd".
-"Op op op! I think that wasabi pea is starting to kick in!".
-"I got all kinds of dibbles on me, guaranteed to kick in within 15 minutes or less! or your money back! call right now and you'll even receive a free lap dance! (tips not included, we are not responsible for clothes stains)".
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When a woman manages to hold her poop for 9 months and it comes out looking like a baby.
Married Man- "After years of trying, my wife and I were unable to conceive a child of our own. We then chose to take the best alternative, a fece fetus. After a couple of 'miscarriages', my wife cheated death and gave birth to our newborn. It's a miracle."
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-"What kind of dibbles you have on you?"
-"I got lollipops, rice krispies, some shit that looks like a sponge, and brownies of course".
-"I'll take the shit that looks like a sponge".
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Conundrum of drunks.
Look at that bar with all those conundrunks.
This party is dope! Conundrunks everywhere.
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A fairy who uses gun powder as pixie dust and flies with a jetpack instead of wings. The Bugatti (world's fastest production car) gets its power from mantastic fairies residing in its engine. One mantastic fairy alone can run an entire city's power source.
Did you hear? Tinker Bell dumped that pansy Peter Pan and hooked up with a mantastic fairy!
1) An alternate, safer way to address a woman about her massive exposure of cleavage. Can occur when you're in the middle of addressing them to her, and change your mind mid-sentence because:
A. You don't want to come off as a creep
B. You had an epiphany mid-sentence and suddenly realized that she can make her own decisions and it was probably her intention from the get-go to show herself off the easy way.
or C. It's a nice rack, why go spoil the party?
2) Referring to a woman's breasts to her face. Cleavage or no cleavage.
Confused? Check out the example...
Guy says to lady with massive cleavage: "I can see your.... nevermind."
That builds up awkwardness, just say: "I can see your neverminds."
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A variation on the term "pretty crazy". Accommodates those who have too much testosterone to ever use the word "pretty". Can also be a solid addition to spice up your internet lingo.
Pronounced: pr-EH.
Not pronounced: pr-EE.
Man #1- "Aw shit I got one of them lip tattoos man."
Man #2- "Aw shit what's it say yo?!"
Man #1- "It says "chow". Check that shit yo!"
Man #2- "Aw shit it does say "chow"! Das preh crazy man. Preh crazy."
Man #1- "Aw shit not crazier than the macarena!"
Man #2- "Aw shit man... aw shit....."