Stupidiotard

The resulting offspring of 2 stupidiot parents. When a male stupidiot breeds with the female stupidiot, the resulting offspring will be one of two types. Roughly 1 of every thousand result in the rare "Bri-diot" (see definition) but nearly all offspring will be of the common "STUPIDIOTARD" type. This is a trifecta individual. 1/3 stupidity, 1/3 idiotic, and the last 3rd retarded beyond repair. When combined into a person a reaction occurs creating a mentally defective moron who's ability to breathe, let alone exist, defies the laws of science.

Person 1: Dude, how is it that someone that fuckin' dumb even exists?

Person 2: Because its dumbfuck parents managed to breed and they kept stupidiotard.

Person 1: Wow. The afterbirth would have been smarter...

Bridiot

The rarer of 2 type of offspring born of a male and a female "stupidiot" (see definition) parents. The more common offspring is the stupidiotard, (see definition) however roughly 1 in every thousand born will be of the "bridiot" (Bri-diot) type. This is both an absolute idiot and a brilliant minded individual combined as one. The source of the brilliance these people possess has no scientific explanation. They are highly intelligent and retain knowledge very well historically known to be some of the worlds greatest minds. Aside from their brilliance the idiot gene is still present in these individuals. Mostly dormant but not considered inactive as it confirms its presence through a complete of common sense as well as instances of unexpected and extreme stupid behavior. Occuring randomly, usually with no prior warning signs. The cause is unexplainable by all known scientific methods used today.

Person 1: Nobody has been able to stump the new instructor yet, he recited the periodic table of elements, splits genomes in his garage for fun, and NASA calls him when they have questions. Dude is brilliant!

Person 2: Thats the guy thats been shitting in the urinal and washing his hands in the piss trough? He's an idiot.

Person 1: Damn, must be a Bridiot. Don't see them very often.

Sentence Salt

An sentence enhancing curse word or multiple curse words used to enhance what is being said.

Example: "I just fell down the stairs."
Or: "Shit damn, I just fell down the fucking stairs."

Example: Well if you didn't invite him who did.
Or: Well if you didn't fucking invite him who the hell did?"

You: Who is this fucking guy with the shitty attitude?

Me: Dude what's with the sentence salt around the kids?