Bridiot

A Brainwashed Idiot

Essentially a 'know it all' who takes religion, television advertising or political ideologies seriously, and forces their tiny understanding of the world on others.

Essentially a bridiot is unaware of how much they don't know and thinks everyone should think as they do (narrowly).

The term encompasses religious fanatics, status centered materialists and political radicals.

Your classic bridiot could be found driving an over-sized car they don't need whilst shouting crap about their 'god given right to bare arms'.

But they can also be found protesting for things they don't fully understand, or preaching things like 'equality' and 'multiculturalism' whilst simultaneously removing anybody from their social circle who doesn't agree with them.

Approximately 70% of the world and 90% of Americans are bridiots.

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Bridiot

The rarer of 2 type of offspring born of a male and a female "stupidiot" (see definition) parents. The more common offspring is the stupidiotard, (see definition) however roughly 1 in every thousand born will be of the "bridiot" (Bri-diot) type. This is both an absolute idiot and a brilliant minded individual combined as one. The source of the brilliance these people possess has no scientific explanation. They are highly intelligent and retain knowledge very well historically known to be some of the worlds greatest minds. Aside from their brilliance the idiot gene is still present in these individuals. Mostly dormant but not considered inactive as it confirms its presence through a complete of common sense as well as instances of unexpected and extreme stupid behavior. Occuring randomly, usually with no prior warning signs. The cause is unexplainable by all known scientific methods used today.

Person 1: Nobody has been able to stump the new instructor yet, he recited the periodic table of elements, splits genomes in his garage for fun, and NASA calls him when they have questions. Dude is brilliant!

Person 2: Thats the guy thats been shitting in the urinal and washing his hands in the piss trough? He's an idiot.

Person 1: Damn, must be a Bridiot. Don't see them very often.