Ashhole

When you are hitting it doggie and you tap your cigarette or joint ash on her asshole

Jeff: “ I was so high while fucking Margret”

Greg: “ dude what were you smoking”

Jeff: “I rolled up a wood and didn’t even need an ash tray.. I just ashed it on her ass!!”
Greg: “ dude.. you’re such an ashhole!!! … I love it!”

front stuffed

Any natural or foreign bulge in the perineal area; around and/or including the pubic region.

Truti “When he thrust against my bush in missionary, my hedge floats on a cloud of skin. Sex is so much better front stuffed.”

crackcurd

Most common with poor hygiene, excessive exercise/sweating, hot pants when sweat and debris creating a curd-like wax that collects in the buttcrack. Similar to how when milk goes sour, a white, squishy substance forms creating a “curd”, except your asshole goes sour.

Sounds like the word “cracker(ed)” when said fluidly in a sentence

Garret “bro, you stink. You better shower after practice or your date later on will for sure be grossed out”
Brock “you think I’m stupid dude? My underwear has been bunching on me all day, I don’t think I wiped properly after my post-lunch shit… I most definitely have to wash my crackcurds out.”

Dickula

Dickula is a combo of Dick and Dracula (Dracula is known for being the strongest vampire in the world). Dracula uses his sharp fangs to suck blood. Dickula is used as a nickname for someone who eats pussy on period or has period sex. Or Dickula can be used as a penis entering a bloody bag (dick is referenced to a fang of a vampire)

Sandra: “ I really wanted to have sex with Jeramy on Friday, but I started my period that morning. I was so upset.”

Carrie: “wait but didn’t you say you guys had sex?”
Sandra: “yeah we did.. his dickula pounded my pussy so hard”

Carrie: “ honestly.. helps with the cramps!”