Count Dickula

1. A phenomenally creative dirty talk phrase for a male lover
2. An unpleasant person

1. "Oh God, Count Dickula, keep it up!" Sally said.

2. James: Haha, put shit in your locker

Dylan: Fuck off, Count Dickula

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Dickula

Dickula is a combo of Dick and Dracula (Dracula is known for being the strongest vampire in the world). Dracula uses his sharp fangs to suck blood. Dickula is used as a nickname for someone who eats pussy on period or has period sex. Or Dickula can be used as a penis entering a bloody bag (dick is referenced to a fang of a vampire)

Sandra: “ I really wanted to have sex with Jeramy on Friday, but I started my period that morning. I was so upset.”

Carrie: “wait but didn’t you say you guys had sex?”
Sandra: “yeah we did.. his dickula pounded my pussy so hard”

Carrie: “ honestly.. helps with the cramps!”