Text Massage

When someone texts a friend multiple times, creating a constant vibration on the receiver's cell phone so they can massage various parts of their body.

Friend 1 - Hey man, i have a really bad stomach ache, mind giving me a text massage?

Friend 2

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Phyme

(noun) A small dust particle with arms and legs that appears to run across a persons visual field. In 2003, it was discovered that when examined with a microscope, Phyme actually possess a heartbeat similar to that of a mouse.
Plural: Phyme

omg a phyme just ran across my windshield!!

i was trying to pay attention in class, but a phyme kept distracting me lollerskates

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Question Mark

The sudden increase in pitch at the end of a fart.

Person 1: *fart* *squeak!*
Person 2: Man! That one had a question mark on the end of it!

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Creepasaurus Rex

1. (n.) The innate animal instinct that comes out while we mindlessly use social networking sites, such as Facebook and Twitter, for hours on end.

2. (adj.) Being a really big creeper

John missed his favorite T.V. show last night because he was being creepasaurus rex on Facebook.

"Chester totally tried sneaking a peek at you at the urinal, what a creepasaurus rex!"