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noun: an acoustic guitar
He plays the gutbox like he's ringing a bell.
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He pulled out his large purple headed turkey neck and she gasped in delight!
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When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from a vine in order to gank the bagel that Fatty McNochance is about to eat, and proceeds to have his way with it.
See: bagel burn and dirty bagelin'
Gary wasn't about to settle for chub, so he proceeded to execute the infamous "Orangutang Bagel Bang" with lightning speed and incredulous precision.
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The feeling U get when U fall in love, not with a boy or girl but with the heavens above.
"Lovesexy is the one, till my day is done. Hundalasiliah!"
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A fanudar is a womens lower body part which is called the vagina or as kids call it today a PUSSY!!!
Bobby is a 13 year old boy.He goes up to a girl he likes at school and he asks to touch her fanudar she says yes. He starts fingering her which leads to sex in which they die of clamidia... THE END POOR Bobby
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New age way of saying my friend needs to obtain some go-nads and hang out with his freinds.
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